MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
Wherein
A man loses his bachelor degree
And a woman gains her master
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
From the notes of the lecturer
To the notes of students
Without passing through the minds
Of either
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
Multiplied by the
Number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
A cake in such a way that
Everybody believes
He got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
Masculine will power is
Defeated by feminine water-power!
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
Before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
Nobody listens
And everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
You are going to feel
A feeling
You have never felt before
CLASSIC:
A book
Which people praise,
But never read
SMILE:
A curve
That can set
A lot of things are straight!
OFFICE:
A place
Where you can relax
After your strenuous
Home life
YAWN:
The only time
When some married men
Ever get to open
Their mouth
ETC:
A sign
To make others believe
That you know
More than
You actually do
COMMITTEE:
Individuals
Who can do
Nothing individually
And sit to decide
That nothing can be done
Together
EXPERIENCE:
The name
Men give
To their
Mistakes
ATOM BOMB:
An invention
To bring an end
To all
Inventions
PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
Who torments himself
During life,
To be spoken of
When dead
DIPLOMAT:
A person
Who tells you
To go to hell
In such a way
That you actually look forward
To the trip
OPPORTUNIST:
A person
Who starts taking a bath
If he
Accidentally falls
Into a river
OPTIMIST:
A person
Who while falling
From EIFFEL TOWER
Says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
PESSIMIST:
A person
Who says that
O is the last letter
In ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
In OPPORTUNITY
MISER:
A person
Who lives poor
So that
He can die RICH!
FATHER:
A banker
Provided by
Nature
CRIMINAL:
A guy
No different
From the other,
Unless he gets caught
BOSS:
Someone
Who is early
When you are late
And late
When you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who
Shakes your hand
Before elections
And your Confidence
Later
DOCTOR:
A person
Who kills
Your ills
By pills,
And kills you
By his bills!
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