Why Husbands Should Remain Silent ... :)

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not !"

WIFE: "Why not ? Don't you like being married ?" 
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry ?" 
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would ?" 
HUSBAND:  ....... ??

WIFE: "Would you live in our house ?" 
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed ?" 
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep ?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car ?" 
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers ?" 
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry ?" 
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would she wear my shoes ?" 
HUSBAND: "No, her size is 7."

WIFE: -- silence - 
HUSBAND: "Shit".