Monday, May 16, 2011

Special Classes for Women and Men

Special Classes for Women and Men
 
 I think we all deserve a laugh sometime, how about now?
 
 
Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Silence, the Final Frontier: 
Where No Woman Has Gone Before
 
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: 
Making Deposits
 
Parties: 
Going Without New Outfits
 
Bathroom Etiquette:
 Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
 
Communication Skills- I :
 Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
 
Communication Skills- ii :
 Getting What you Want Without Nagging
 
Driving a Car Safely:
 A Skill You CAN Acquire
 
Telephone Skills:
 How to Hang Up
 
Classic Footwear:
 Wearing Shoes You Already Have
 
Oil and Petrol:
 Your Car Needs Both
 

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
 
ALL ARE WELCOME!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY!
 
Due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents,
Each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.
 
How to fill ice-cube trays.
 Step by step with slide presentation.
 
Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the holders?
 Round-table discussion.
 
Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
 Pictures and explanatory graphics.
 
Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
 Open forum.
 
Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
 Graphics and audio tape.
 
Real men ask for directions when lost.
 Real-life testimonials.
 
Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
 Driving simulation.
 
Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
 Online class and role playing.
 
How to be the ideal shopping companion.
 Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
 
How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries,
Other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions

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