*A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
different hell for each country.
**He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do
here?" He told,"First they put you in an electric chair for
An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another
hour. Then The German devil comes in and beats you for the
rest of the day."
**The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves
on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell
and many more.
**He discovers that they are all more or less the same as
the German hell.
**Then he comes to the Sri Lankan hell and finds that there
is a long line of people waiting to get in.
**Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an
hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for a nother hour.
**
Then the Sri Lankan devil comes in and beats you for the
rest of the day."
**"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells -
Then why are there so many people waiting to get in?"*
*
**
"Because maintenance is so bad that*
* *the electric chair does not work,*
* *someone has stolen all the nails from the bed*
* *and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes
i n, signs the register and then goes to the
canteen!!!!!!*
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